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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in je

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped away.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two Yanks touring London in a taxi.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:either you will get well, or you will die.If you get well, there

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy--althoughMy boss let me go--Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There's beard on m

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

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