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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20doesn't?A belly-button!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across his head?The truth comes shining through.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Colin Powell, once USA's highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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