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: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts.

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: #Laughs An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday.

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: #Laughs Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.

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: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

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: #Laughs When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!

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: #Laughs Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic....spic....spic....nigga...nigga...nigga...nigga.........chink!

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: #Laughs Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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: #Laughs Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.

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: #Laughs A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "N

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: #Laughs Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself

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: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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: #Laughs How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

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: #Laughs There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing.

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: #Laughs Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it.

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: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts.

: #Laughs An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday.

: #Laughs Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.

: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

: #Laughs When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!

: #Laughs Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic....spic....spic....nigga...nigga...nigga...nigga.........chink!

: #Laughs Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language

: #Laughs Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.

: #Laughs A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "N

: #Laughs Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself

: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

: #Laughs How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

: #Laughs There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing.

: #Laughs Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it.

: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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