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: #Laughs Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

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: #Laughs How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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: #Laughs What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!

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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able tosupport you.

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: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

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: #Laughs You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help......Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL.....You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other......You keep begging your fri

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: #Laughs What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

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: #Laughs Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.

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: #Laughs |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

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: #Laughs What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.

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: #Laughs |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific.

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: #Laughs A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

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: #Laughs Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.

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: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

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: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

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: #Laughs Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begin--January 1st 2000 or 2001.So the Scoutmaster explained that each century begins with year "1" and ends with year "100"-thus the reason why the 20

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !

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: #Laughs Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

: #Laughs How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

: #Laughs What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able tosupport you.

: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

: #Laughs You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help......Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL.....You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other......You keep begging your fri

: #Laughs What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

: #Laughs Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.

: #Laughs |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

: #Laughs What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.

: #Laughs |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific.

: #Laughs A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

: #Laughs Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.

: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

: #Laughs Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begin--January 1st 2000 or 2001.So the Scoutmaster explained that each century begins with year "1" and ends with year "100"-thus the reason why the 20

: #Laughs What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !

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