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: #Laughs MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear.

: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in yourreligion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sai

: #Laughs Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

: #Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his hea

: #Laughs Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!

: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs.

: #Laughs A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: 0 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where al

: #Laughs A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat.
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