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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will still suck.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.-

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot picked up on this.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplac

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of money!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas.He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, "Beggars can't be cruisers."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!

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