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: #Laughs |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new.

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: #Laughs Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".

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: #Laughs Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed? Wife: I guess we would.Husband: Would you make love to him? Wife: He would be my husband then, dear.Husband: Would you gi

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

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: #Laughs Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when he notices that the Gates are getting a bit shabby and shopworn and in need of repair.He goes outside to the line of people waiting to come "in" and asks "ARE THERE ANY CONTRACTOR

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: #Laughs Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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: #Laughs A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

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: #Laughs A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

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: #Laughs There was some mix-up with a woman's room.

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: #Laughs A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C.

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: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

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: #Laughs Gena is such a good wife.

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: #Laughs What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!

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: #Laughs How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!

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: #Laughs What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister

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: #Laughs A woman went to the beach with her children.

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: #Laughs |The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they

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: #Laughs What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.

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: #Laughs |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new.

: #Laughs Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".

: #Laughs Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed? Wife: I guess we would.Husband: Would you make love to him? Wife: He would be my husband then, dear.Husband: Would you gi

: #Laughs Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

: #Laughs Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when he notices that the Gates are getting a bit shabby and shopworn and in need of repair.He goes outside to the line of people waiting to come "in" and asks "ARE THERE ANY CONTRACTOR

: #Laughs Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

: #Laughs A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

: #Laughs A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

: #Laughs There was some mix-up with a woman's room.

: #Laughs A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C.

: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

: #Laughs Gena is such a good wife.

: #Laughs What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!

: #Laughs How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!

: #Laughs What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister

: #Laughs A woman went to the beach with her children.

: #Laughs |The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they

: #Laughs What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.

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