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: #Laughs Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.

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: #Laughs What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork."The second: "I tried a more humane approach, nett

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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: #Laughs And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and commen

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: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which t

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: #Laughs A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning.

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: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

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: #Laughs A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?""No," he replied, "I've never done either.""Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor."No, I've

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: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

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: #Laughs 25 facts of life1.

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: #Laughs Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!

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: #Laughs Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

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: #Laughs What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.

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: #Laughs A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport."These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained."These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others."The sand traps seem to be

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: #Laughs How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a bl

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: #Laughs A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked.

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: #Laughs What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

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: #Laughs Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.

: #Laughs Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.

: #Laughs What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts

: #Laughs Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork."The second: "I tried a more humane approach, nett

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

: #Laughs And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and commen

: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which t

: #Laughs A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning.

: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

: #Laughs A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?""No," he replied, "I've never done either.""Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor."No, I've

: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

: #Laughs 25 facts of life1.

: #Laughs Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!

: #Laughs Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

: #Laughs What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.

: #Laughs A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport."These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained."These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others."The sand traps seem to be

: #Laughs How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a bl

: #Laughs A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked.

: #Laughs What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

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