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: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer.The guy drinks it fast.

: #Laughs The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

: #Laughs Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

: #Laughs A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas.

: #Laughs |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club

: #Laughs |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical CodeBASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite ConfusionC: CrudC: ConfusingCOBOL: Compl

: #Laughs The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet.

: #Laughs Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)MANIA - Deck the Halls an

: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

: #Laughs Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My name is Susan.
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