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: #Laughs A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye.

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: #Laughs A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?

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: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs |My computer broke down.

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: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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: #Laughs It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

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: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

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: #Laughs "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter.

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: #Laughs The Strongman by Everhard Muscles

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: #Laughs A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup.

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: #Laughs A woman of 35 thinks of having children.

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: #Laughs How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.

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: #Laughs Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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: #Laughs "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor."You didn't do it, did you?""I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add.

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: #Laughs What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

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: #Laughs "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."

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: #Laughs As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his office.

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: #Laughs A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye.

: #Laughs A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?

: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs |My computer broke down.

: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

: #Laughs "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter.

: #Laughs The Strongman by Everhard Muscles

: #Laughs A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup.

: #Laughs A woman of 35 thinks of having children.

: #Laughs How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it

: #Laughs What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.

: #Laughs Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

: #Laughs "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor."You didn't do it, did you?""I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add.

: #Laughs What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

: #Laughs "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."

: #Laughs As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his office.

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