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: #Laughs Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

: #Laughs A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it's one of two things.The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS.""What do you mean!" The guy says, "Can't you tell the

: #Laughs Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!

: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

: #Laughs How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

: #Laughs Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.

: #Laughs A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to re

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!

: #Laughs Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
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