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: #Laughs Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What's a light bulb?

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: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there lived a king.

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: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

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: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

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: #Laughs What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

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: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door."We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

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: #Laughs What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms

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: #Laughs What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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: #Laughs A postcard home: The weather is here.

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!"To which the d

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: #Laughs Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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: #Laughs Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom.

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: #Laughs Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What's a light bulb?

: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

: #Laughs Once upon a time there lived a king.

: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

: #Laughs What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door."We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

: #Laughs What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.

: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms

: #Laughs What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

: #Laughs Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

: #Laughs Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

: #Laughs A postcard home: The weather is here.

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!"To which the d

: #Laughs Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

: #Laughs Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom.

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