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: #Laughs Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold hi

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: #Laughs What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.

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: #Laughs "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white.

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: #Laughs Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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: #Laughs I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"She said, "Do you like sex?"I said, "Of course I like sex."She said, "Do you like to travel?"I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."She said, "Th

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: #Laughs "I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot.

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: #Laughs I took my son to the zoo yesterday.

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: #Laughs My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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: #Laughs Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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: #Laughs A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses.

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: #Laughs A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination.

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: #Laughs |Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 17, 1995 Afraid to play in Super Bowl against anyone but the Bills.

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: #Laughs Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating everyaspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, asuite of applica

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: #Laughs What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!

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: #Laughs A little boy came running into the kitchen.

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: #Laughs How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold hi

: #Laughs What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.

: #Laughs "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white.

: #Laughs Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

: #Laughs I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"She said, "Do you like sex?"I said, "Of course I like sex."She said, "Do you like to travel?"I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."She said, "Th

: #Laughs "I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot.

: #Laughs I took my son to the zoo yesterday.

: #Laughs My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

: #Laughs Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses.

: #Laughs A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination.

: #Laughs |Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 17, 1995 Afraid to play in Super Bowl against anyone but the Bills.

: #Laughs Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating everyaspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, asuite of applica

: #Laughs What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!

: #Laughs A little boy came running into the kitchen.

: #Laughs How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

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