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: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.

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: #Laughs Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.

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: #Laughs How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

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: #Laughs I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!

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: #Laughs Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

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: #Laughs Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, t

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: #Laughs A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years.

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: #Laughs A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami.

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: #Laughs Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!

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: #Laughs Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

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: #Laughs Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor.

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: #Laughs He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

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: #Laughs Cannibals capture three men.

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: #Laughs A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House.

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: #Laughs This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection i

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: #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

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: #Laughs A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup.

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: #Laughs You stick your poles inside me.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.

: #Laughs Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.

: #Laughs How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

: #Laughs I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!

: #Laughs Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

: #Laughs Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, t

: #Laughs A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years.

: #Laughs A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami.

: #Laughs Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!

: #Laughs Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

: #Laughs Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor.

: #Laughs He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

: #Laughs Cannibals capture three men.

: #Laughs A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House.

: #Laughs This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection i

: #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

: #Laughs A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup.

: #Laughs You stick your poles inside me.

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