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: #Laughs Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!

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: #Laughs Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

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: #Laughs TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIGHING ABOUT375 LBS.THE 2ND GUY ASKS THE 1ST GUY.

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: #Laughs And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news.

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: #Laughs Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter.

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: #Laughs |A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine.

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: #Laughs Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young.

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: #Laughs The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to pr

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: #Laughs Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor.

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: #Laughs |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the

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: #Laughs My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible.

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: #Laughs Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.

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: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the

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: #Laughs Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117.) 4.9 cm3 methyl et

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: #Laughs A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing.

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: #Laughs A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet abeautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."The frog is thrilled, "This is great!"Will

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: #Laughs What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!

: #Laughs Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

: #Laughs TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIGHING ABOUT375 LBS.THE 2ND GUY ASKS THE 1ST GUY.

: #Laughs And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news.

: #Laughs Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter.

: #Laughs |A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine.

: #Laughs Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young.

: #Laughs The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to pr

: #Laughs Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor.

: #Laughs |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the

: #Laughs My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible.

: #Laughs Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.

: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the

: #Laughs Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117.) 4.9 cm3 methyl et

: #Laughs A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing.

: #Laughs A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet abeautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."The frog is thrilled, "This is great!"Will

: #Laughs What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

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