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: #Laughs A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !

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: #Laughs |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection.The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tire

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: #Laughs Only in America...

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: #Laughs Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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: #Laughs What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum.

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: #Laughs What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !

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: #Laughs |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.

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: #Laughs Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

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: #Laughs What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

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: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

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: #Laughs Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo: I don't have a drinking problem.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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: #Laughs If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

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: #Laughs Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!

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: #Laughs Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

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: #Laughs A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !

: #Laughs |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection.The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tire

: #Laughs Only in America...

: #Laughs Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

: #Laughs What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum.

: #Laughs What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !

: #Laughs |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

: #Laughs What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

: #Laughs Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo: I don't have a drinking problem.

: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

: #Laughs If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

: #Laughs Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

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