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: #Laughs There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.

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: #Laughs A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders.

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: #Laughs What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

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: #Laughs Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

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: #Laughs |An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard.

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: #Laughs Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

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: #Laughs Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

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: #Laughs Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

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: #Laughs There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak.

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: #Laughs What the world is like in TV land:1.

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: #Laughs Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

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: #Laughs On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

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: #Laughs A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards.

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: #Laughs |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken.

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: #Laughs What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !

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: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

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: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

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: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

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: #Laughs There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.

: #Laughs A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders.

: #Laughs What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

: #Laughs Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

: #Laughs |An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard.

: #Laughs Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

: #Laughs Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

: #Laughs Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

: #Laughs There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak.

: #Laughs What the world is like in TV land:1.

: #Laughs Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

: #Laughs On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

: #Laughs A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards.

: #Laughs |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken.

: #Laughs What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !

: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

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