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: #Laughs The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," you don't understand."I b

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: #Laughs What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !

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: #Laughs The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother.

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: #Laughs A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect.

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: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

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: #Laughs Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell HoneychildPolygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracke

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: #Laughs I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.

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: #Laughs What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

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: #Laughs Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

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: #Laughs A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens.

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: #Laughs The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, rem

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: #Laughs Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.

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: #Laughs 1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

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: #Laughs Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My name is Susan.

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: #Laughs |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Microsoft Panhandling."The idea came to me the other day when a homeless man asked me for

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: #Laughs |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.

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: #Laughs The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," you don't understand."I b

: #Laughs What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !

: #Laughs The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother.

: #Laughs A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect.

: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

: #Laughs Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell HoneychildPolygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracke

: #Laughs I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.

: #Laughs What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

: #Laughs Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

: #Laughs A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens.

: #Laughs The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, rem

: #Laughs Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.

: #Laughs 1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

: #Laughs Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My name is Susan.

: #Laughs |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Microsoft Panhandling."The idea came to me the other day when a homeless man asked me for

: #Laughs |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !

: #Laughs Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.

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