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: #Laughs If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.

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: #Laughs What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

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: #Laughs Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventually.

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: #Laughs Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'

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: #Laughs While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.

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: #Laughs Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.

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: #Laughs A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.

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: #Laughs A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.

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: #Laughs Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex?Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself!

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: #Laughs Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intellige

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: #Laughs What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw

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: #Laughs Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

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: #Laughs When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's on

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: #Laughs A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"He replied, "I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear."She asked, "And what do you think when you look a

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: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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: #Laughs The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

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: #Laughs What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

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: #Laughs What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.

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: #Laughs If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.

: #Laughs What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

: #Laughs Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventually.

: #Laughs Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'

: #Laughs While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.

: #Laughs Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.

: #Laughs A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.

: #Laughs A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

: #Laughs This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.

: #Laughs Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex?Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself!

: #Laughs Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intellige

: #Laughs What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw

: #Laughs Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

: #Laughs When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's on

: #Laughs A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"He replied, "I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear."She asked, "And what do you think when you look a

: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

: #Laughs The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

: #Laughs What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

: #Laughs What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.

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