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: #Laughs Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!

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: #Laughs How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

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: #Laughs A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.

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: #Laughs |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

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: #Laughs Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she asked, "Did you miss me?"I replied quite innocently, "It's been so hard without you."

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: #Laughs The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

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: #Laughs A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't.

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: #Laughs A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

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: #Laughs |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."They had a pregnant lady stand up and say, "Oh, n

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: #Laughs A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.

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: #Laughs 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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: #Laughs Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me:

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!

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: #Laughs A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

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: #Laughs Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse.

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: #Laughs Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound.

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: #Laughs |It was a few days before Christmas.

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: #Laughs Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo.

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: #Laughs What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor

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: #Laughs Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!

: #Laughs How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

: #Laughs A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.

: #Laughs |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

: #Laughs Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she asked, "Did you miss me?"I replied quite innocently, "It's been so hard without you."

: #Laughs The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

: #Laughs A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't.

: #Laughs A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

: #Laughs |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."They had a pregnant lady stand up and say, "Oh, n

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.

: #Laughs 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

: #Laughs Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me:

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!

: #Laughs A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

: #Laughs Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse.

: #Laughs Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound.

: #Laughs |It was a few days before Christmas.

: #Laughs Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo.

: #Laughs What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor

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