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: #Laughs |The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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: #Laughs If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

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: #Laughs A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.

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: #Laughs Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card.

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: #Laughs What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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: #Laughs Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.

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: #Laughs How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

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: #Laughs How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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: #Laughs Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy

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: #Laughs Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties...Bad girls don't wear any.Good girls

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: #Laughs What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897.

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: #Laughs How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.

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: #Laughs Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

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: #Laughs |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"The driver said, "You buyin'?"

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: #Laughs |LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.

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: #Laughs The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause it more clearly reflects their party'spolitical stance :A condom stands up to inflation,halts production,discourages co-operation,protects a bunch o

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: #Laughs |The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.

: #Laughs If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

: #Laughs A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.

: #Laughs Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card.

: #Laughs What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

: #Laughs Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.

: #Laughs How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

: #Laughs How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

: #Laughs Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy

: #Laughs Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties...Bad girls don't wear any.Good girls

: #Laughs What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897.

: #Laughs How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.

: #Laughs Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

: #Laughs |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"The driver said, "You buyin'?"

: #Laughs |LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.

: #Laughs The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause it more clearly reflects their party'spolitical stance :A condom stands up to inflation,halts production,discourages co-operation,protects a bunch o

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