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: #Laughs Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do you remember talking about 'the bases' with your friends?"Yeah man, at the dance, X and Y went behind the gym and they got tosecond base!"Well t

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: #Laughs Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.

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: #Laughs Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday.

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: #Laughs A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.

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: #Laughs There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !

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: #Laughs Two cannibals meet one day.

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: #Laughs You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

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: #Laughs Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!

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: #Laughs If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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: #Laughs Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together.

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: #Laughs A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.

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: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !

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: #Laughs After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife."Piss on him," answered the h

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: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?

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: #Laughs |My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.

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: #Laughs How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !

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: #Laughs Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do you remember talking about 'the bases' with your friends?"Yeah man, at the dance, X and Y went behind the gym and they got tosecond base!"Well t

: #Laughs Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.

: #Laughs Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday.

: #Laughs A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.

: #Laughs There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !

: #Laughs Two cannibals meet one day.

: #Laughs You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

: #Laughs Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!

: #Laughs If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !

: #Laughs Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together.

: #Laughs A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.

: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !

: #Laughs After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife."Piss on him," answered the h

: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?

: #Laughs |My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.

: #Laughs How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !

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