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: #Laughs What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

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: #Laughs What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

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: #Laughs What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

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: #Laughs Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs

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: #Laughs A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter.

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: #Laughs How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!

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: #Laughs A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.

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: #Laughs Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!

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: #Laughs Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end.

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: #Laughs What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints

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: #Laughs It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "Sure do," replied the bartender.

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: #Laughs A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

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: #Laughs A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

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: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

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: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

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: #Laughs What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

: #Laughs What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

: #Laughs What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!

: #Laughs What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

: #Laughs Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter.

: #Laughs How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!

: #Laughs A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.

: #Laughs Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!

: #Laughs Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end.

: #Laughs What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints

: #Laughs It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "Sure do," replied the bartender.

: #Laughs A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

: #Laughs A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

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