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: #Laughs Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.

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: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

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: #Laughs An applicant was filling out a job application.

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: #Laughs A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building...

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: #Laughs |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.

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: #Laughs Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped Legs 2 Firm Milk Containers 1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl 2 Large Nuts 1 Large Banana Method:

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: #Laughs Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

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: #Laughs A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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: #Laughs |The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations were eagerly disclaiming responsibility for the instrument.

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: #Laughs Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

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: #Laughs A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag.

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: #Laughs He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

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: #Laughs Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland?Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio.For several days, they tied him up, and each took turns sitting on his

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: #Laughs Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

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: #Laughs A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel.

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: #Laughs A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the

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: #Laughs Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.

: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

: #Laughs An applicant was filling out a job application.

: #Laughs A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building...

: #Laughs |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.

: #Laughs Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped Legs 2 Firm Milk Containers 1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl 2 Large Nuts 1 Large Banana Method:

: #Laughs Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

: #Laughs A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work.

: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

: #Laughs |The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations were eagerly disclaiming responsibility for the instrument.

: #Laughs Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

: #Laughs A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag.

: #Laughs He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

: #Laughs Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland?Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio.For several days, they tied him up, and each took turns sitting on his

: #Laughs Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.

: #Laughs Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

: #Laughs A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel.

: #Laughs A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the

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