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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

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: #Laughs |Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!

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: #Laughs ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

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: #Laughs |A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen," he shouted, "I?ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.""Settled it!" cried his astonished father.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

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: #Laughs An insect falls into a mug of beer.

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: #Laughs Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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: #Laughs So you want a day off.

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: #Laughs Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier.

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: #Laughs Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!

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: #Laughs You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

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: #Laughs What's brown and sticky?A stick.

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: #Laughs What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming...

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: #Laughs A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children.

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: #Laughs Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

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: #Laughs Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.

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: #Laughs What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

: #Laughs |Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!

: #Laughs ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

: #Laughs |A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen," he shouted, "I?ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.""Settled it!" cried his astonished father.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

: #Laughs An insect falls into a mug of beer.

: #Laughs Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

: #Laughs So you want a day off.

: #Laughs Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier.

: #Laughs Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!

: #Laughs You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

: #Laughs What's brown and sticky?A stick.

: #Laughs What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming...

: #Laughs A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children.

: #Laughs Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

: #Laughs Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.

: #Laughs What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !

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