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: #Laughs Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disap

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: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

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: #Laughs "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not.

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: #Laughs A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment.

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: #Laughs What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!

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: #Laughs What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !

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: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.

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: #Laughs Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

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: #Laughs A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute.

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: #Laughs A man walks up to the counter at the airport.

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: #Laughs Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink""There's another trench over there" says the other."I'll cover you with the M60....

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: #Laughs A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were planning to marry a Gentile boy.

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: #Laughs A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

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: #Laughs Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.

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: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.

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: #Laughs Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.

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: #Laughs One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to sleep.

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: #Laughs Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."

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: #Laughs A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floorof the living room naked.

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: #Laughs Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disap

: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

: #Laughs "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not.

: #Laughs A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment.

: #Laughs What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!

: #Laughs What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !

: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.

: #Laughs Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

: #Laughs A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute.

: #Laughs A man walks up to the counter at the airport.

: #Laughs Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink""There's another trench over there" says the other."I'll cover you with the M60....

: #Laughs A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were planning to marry a Gentile boy.

: #Laughs A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

: #Laughs Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.

: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.

: #Laughs Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.

: #Laughs One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to sleep.

: #Laughs Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."

: #Laughs A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floorof the living room naked.

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