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: #Laughs Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !

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: #Laughs What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new last name.

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: #Laughs How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!

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: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor.

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: #Laughs Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?

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: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing

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: #Laughs A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.

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: #Laughs The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the

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: #Laughs If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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: #Laughs Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It's a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie.First it bites off your leg, and then it runs for help.

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: #Laughs A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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: #Laughs If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier.

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: #Laughs How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !

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: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number.

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: #Laughs Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident.

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: #Laughs What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!

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: #Laughs Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3

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: #Laughs Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !

: #Laughs What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new last name.

: #Laughs How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!

: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor.

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?

: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing

: #Laughs A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.

: #Laughs The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the

: #Laughs If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

: #Laughs Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It's a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie.First it bites off your leg, and then it runs for help.

: #Laughs A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

: #Laughs If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier.

: #Laughs How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !

: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number.

: #Laughs Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident.

: #Laughs What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!

: #Laughs Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3

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