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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

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: #Laughs The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

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: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

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: #Laughs Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

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: #Laughs Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

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: #Laughs The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

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: #Laughs Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's.

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: #Laughs |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What's grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What's grey and hi

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: #Laughs |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get.

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: #Laughs I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

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: #Laughs Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

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: #Laughs A farmer was milking his cow.

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: #Laughs A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered.

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: #Laughs Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation lost all of their children.

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: #Laughs A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

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: #Laughs Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

: #Laughs The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

: #Laughs Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

: #Laughs Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

: #Laughs The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

: #Laughs Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's.

: #Laughs |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What's grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What's grey and hi

: #Laughs |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get.

: #Laughs I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

: #Laughs Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

: #Laughs A farmer was milking his cow.

: #Laughs A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered.

: #Laughs Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation lost all of their children.

: #Laughs A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

: #Laughs Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

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