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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

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: #Laughs A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him toreach.After watching the boys efforts for som

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: #Laughs Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

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: #Laughs A motorist ran into a shop.

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: #Laughs Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German me

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: #Laughs How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.

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: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !

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: #Laughs A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore.

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: #Laughs The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).1.

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: #Laughs Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each others friendship.One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the ot

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: #Laughs Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

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: #Laughs What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

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: #Laughs An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

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: #Laughs Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It's his photo ID.Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?A: Nothing - "yet".Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?A: B

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: #Laughs A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep.

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: #Laughs What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

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: #Laughs Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

: #Laughs A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him toreach.After watching the boys efforts for som

: #Laughs Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

: #Laughs A motorist ran into a shop.

: #Laughs Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German me

: #Laughs How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.

: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.

: #Laughs Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore.

: #Laughs The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).1.

: #Laughs Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each others friendship.One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the ot

: #Laughs Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

: #Laughs What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

: #Laughs An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

: #Laughs Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It's his photo ID.Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?A: Nothing - "yet".Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?A: B

: #Laughs A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep.

: #Laughs What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

: #Laughs Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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