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: #Laughs Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

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: #Laughs ENGLISH PHRASE----------------------CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?--------Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.----------------------Kum Hia NaoStupid Man---------------------------Dum GaiSmall Horse--------------------------Tai Ni Po N

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: #Laughs There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.

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: #Laughs Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

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: #Laughs Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

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: #Laughs Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator.

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: #Laughs An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be b

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: #Laughs Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs.

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: #Laughs |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I l

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: #Laughs A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!

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: #Laughs The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

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: #Laughs Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

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: #Laughs Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

: #Laughs ENGLISH PHRASE----------------------CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?--------Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.----------------------Kum Hia NaoStupid Man---------------------------Dum GaiSmall Horse--------------------------Tai Ni Po N

: #Laughs There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.

: #Laughs Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

: #Laughs Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

: #Laughs Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator.

: #Laughs An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be b

: #Laughs Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs.

: #Laughs |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I l

: #Laughs A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!

: #Laughs The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

: #Laughs Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

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