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: #Laughs More One-liners worth passing on...Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I've learned about life.

: #Laughs A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

: #Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

: #Laughs How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.

: #Laughs When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

: #Laughs What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes

: #Laughs "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"

: #Laughs Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did she finally pass her test? She took the examiner with her.
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