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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The head Counselor gathered all the campers together.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

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: #Laughs A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down.

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: #Laughs What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

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: #Laughs |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Microsoft Panhandling."The idea came to me the other day when a homeless man asked me for

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion.

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: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

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: #Laughs |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, and o

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "I'm going fishing."Really means"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.""Let's take your car."Really means"Mine is full of beer cans and burger wrapper

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love: "Wow, look at them! And we are not allowed even to stick a finger in our nose!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in yourreligion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sai

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