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: #Laughs Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct.

: #Laughs A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones.

: #Laughs Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

: #Laughs Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

: #Laughs The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

: #Laughs |Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

: #Laughs Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.

: #Laughs Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

: #Laughs The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning.

: #Laughs A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"
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