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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

: #Laughs I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to

: #Laughs A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" She asked."Hunting Flies" He responded."Oh.

: #Laughs "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1.

: #Laughs Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side."

: #Laughs |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

: #Laughs Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

: #Laughs Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arrogant jerk.

: #Laughs An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

: #Laughs A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him.
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