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: #Laughs First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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: #Laughs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.

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: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

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: #Laughs One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.Please don't let me be late to church...."As she was running she tripp

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: #Laughs What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

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: #Laughs Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit.

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: #Laughs An airplane pilot dies at the controls.

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: #Laughs |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps.

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: #Laughs When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

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: #Laughs A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney.

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: #Laughs |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da st

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: #Laughs And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and commen

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: #Laughs A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with a bad breath.

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: #Laughs In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there's a sign stating - "Play like champions today!"There's also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:"Don't forget your HELMET!"

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.

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: #Laughs A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

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: #Laughs A farm boy was drafted.

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: #Laughs First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

: #Laughs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.

: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

: #Laughs One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.Please don't let me be late to church...."As she was running she tripp

: #Laughs What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

: #Laughs Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit.

: #Laughs An airplane pilot dies at the controls.

: #Laughs |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps.

: #Laughs When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

: #Laughs A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney.

: #Laughs |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da st

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and commen

: #Laughs A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with a bad breath.

: #Laughs In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there's a sign stating - "Play like champions today!"There's also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:"Don't forget your HELMET!"

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.

: #Laughs A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

: #Laughs A farm boy was drafted.

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