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: #Laughs How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her pen!

: #Laughs |OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD CASHIERS never die, they just check outOLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their driveOLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganicallyOLD

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

: #Laughs A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone."From the back of the crowd came this stone which hit Jesus on the head and knocked him d

: #Laughs |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double.

: #Laughs You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !

: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.
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