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: #Laughs Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots.

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: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by.

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: #Laughs You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day.

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: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

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: #Laughs |What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!

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: #Laughs Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

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: #Laughs What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.

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: #Laughs Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

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: #Laughs Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for thedudes who have to read it.

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: #Laughs A woman starts dating a doctor.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

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: #Laughs An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots.

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: #Laughs A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

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: #Laughs What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms

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: #Laughs Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.

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: #Laughs A new monk arrives at the monastery.

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: #Laughs Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.

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: #Laughs What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

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: #Laughs Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots.

: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by.

: #Laughs You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day.

: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

: #Laughs |What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!

: #Laughs Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

: #Laughs What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.

: #Laughs Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

: #Laughs Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for thedudes who have to read it.

: #Laughs A woman starts dating a doctor.

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

: #Laughs An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots.

: #Laughs A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

: #Laughs What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms

: #Laughs Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.

: #Laughs A new monk arrives at the monastery.

: #Laughs Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.

: #Laughs What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

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