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: #Laughs |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"In the second room, she told the

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: #Laughs Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.

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: #Laughs THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.

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: #Laughs A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror one day.

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: #Laughs Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good.

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: #Laughs The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that television set?" she asks."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.So, the girl walks out.

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: #Laughs A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

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: #Laughs How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.

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: #Laughs One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant.

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: #Laughs A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball."Here's your baby, maam" says the doctor.The doctor then throws the baby on th

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: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

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: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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: #Laughs What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

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: #Laughs Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.

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: #Laughs Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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: #Laughs |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"In the second room, she told the

: #Laughs Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.

: #Laughs THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.

: #Laughs A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror one day.

: #Laughs Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good.

: #Laughs The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that television set?" she asks."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.So, the girl walks out.

: #Laughs A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

: #Laughs How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.

: #Laughs One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant.

: #Laughs A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball."Here's your baby, maam" says the doctor.The doctor then throws the baby on th

: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

: #Laughs Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

: #Laughs What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

: #Laughs Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.

: #Laughs Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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