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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !

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: #Laughs After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife."Piss on him," answered the h

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?

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: #Laughs A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees.

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: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

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: #Laughs What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

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: #Laughs Four men are golfing one day.

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: #Laughs Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me:

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: #Laughs Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years...I feel sorry for people who don't drink.

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: #Laughs Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business.

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: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

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: #Laughs The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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: #Laughs Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

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: #Laughs What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !

: #Laughs After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife."Piss on him," answered the h

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?

: #Laughs A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees.

: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

: #Laughs What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

: #Laughs Four men are golfing one day.

: #Laughs Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me:

: #Laughs Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years...I feel sorry for people who don't drink.

: #Laughs Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business.

: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

: #Laughs The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

: #Laughs What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."

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