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: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

: #Laughs My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

: #Laughs The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself.

: #Laughs A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.

: #Laughs Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running

: #Laughs A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

: #Laughs What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
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