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: #Laughs Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

: #Laughs Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass."He asks the third guy "What about you?"."Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."

: #Laughs |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"In the second room, she told the

: #Laughs Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and

: #Laughs A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns

: #Laughs Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman.
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