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: #Laughs Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

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: #Laughs Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.

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: #Laughs |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1.

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: #Laughs What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

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: #Laughs A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

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: #Laughs 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...

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: #Laughs Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

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: #Laughs A butler came running into his important master's office.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

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: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bail

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: #Laughs What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!

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: #Laughs A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.

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: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

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: #Laughs Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not.

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: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way! Knock Knock Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town! Knock Knock Who's there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship! Knock Knock Who's there?

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: #Laughs Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

: #Laughs Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.

: #Laughs |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1.

: #Laughs What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

: #Laughs A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

: #Laughs 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...

: #Laughs Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

: #Laughs A butler came running into his important master's office.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bail

: #Laughs What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!

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: #Laughs A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.

: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

: #Laughs Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not.

: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way! Knock Knock Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town! Knock Knock Who's there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship! Knock Knock Who's there?

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