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: #Laughs If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

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: #Laughs Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !

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: #Laughs Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

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: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.

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: #Laughs Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !

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: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

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: #Laughs McAteer arrived at J.F.K.

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: #Laughs TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "STUN."9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 jus

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

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: #Laughs Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard in a hallway "In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted." - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse "A t

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: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond.

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: #Laughs What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

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: #Laughs The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S.

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: #Laughs If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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: #Laughs This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do.

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: #Laughs A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything.

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: #Laughs If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

: #Laughs Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !

: #Laughs Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.

: #Laughs Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !

: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

: #Laughs McAteer arrived at J.F.K.

: #Laughs TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "STUN."9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 jus

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

: #Laughs Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard in a hallway "In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted." - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse "A t

: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

: #Laughs Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond.

: #Laughs What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

: #Laughs The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S.

: #Laughs If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

: #Laughs This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do.

: #Laughs A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything.

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