Tag: Laughs
Sorted by: Oldest Newest Oldest

: #Laughs Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

: #Laughs If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

: #Laughs A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats.

: #Laughs Good girls say " thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, " what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton pantiesBad girls don't wear any.Good girls

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no business of yours.

: #Laughs Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

: #Laughs A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the

: #Laughs The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.
Previous Page Next Page
Terms of Use Create Support ticket Your support tickets Stock Market News! © desicheers.com2025 All Rights reserved.