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: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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: #Laughs A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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: #Laughs What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!

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: #Laughs Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.

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: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox

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: #Laughs What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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: #Laughs Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make he

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: #Laughs A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office.

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: #Laughs The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says

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: #Laughs Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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: #Laughs |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

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: #Laughs |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.

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: #Laughs A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.

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: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

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: #Laughs Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

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: #Laughs Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon.

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: #Laughs Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

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: #Laughs What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

: #Laughs A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

: #Laughs What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!

: #Laughs Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.

: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox

: #Laughs What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

: #Laughs Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make he

: #Laughs A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office.

: #Laughs The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says

: #Laughs Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

: #Laughs |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

: #Laughs |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.

: #Laughs A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.

: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

: #Laughs Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

: #Laughs Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon.

: #Laughs Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

: #Laughs What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.

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