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: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

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: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

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: #Laughs What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked beans.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.

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: #Laughs Q: You go to a cockfight.

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: #Laughs Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece.

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: #Laughs |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?The

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: #Laughs A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?" The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

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: #Laughs Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.

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: #Laughs Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I just didn't feel like going out after all, so I went home before you arrived.My dog died.My neighbor's bird died, and I had to console my neighbor.I figured that proba

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: #Laughs A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel.

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: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The postman had the same idea Worse: You have to wait

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: #Laughs Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know.

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: #Laughs What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

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: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

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: #Laughs Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

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: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

: #Laughs What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

: #Laughs Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked beans.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.

: #Laughs Q: You go to a cockfight.

: #Laughs Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece.

: #Laughs |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?The

: #Laughs A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?" The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

: #Laughs Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.

: #Laughs Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I just didn't feel like going out after all, so I went home before you arrived.My dog died.My neighbor's bird died, and I had to console my neighbor.I figured that proba

: #Laughs A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel.

: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The postman had the same idea Worse: You have to wait

: #Laughs Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know.

: #Laughs What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

: #Laughs Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

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