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: #Laughs Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

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: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

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: #Laughs A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matt

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: #Laughs What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!

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: #Laughs Bill's SongThis should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the movie "The Sound of Music"The Bill Clinton version:My Favorite ThingsBlow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces

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: #Laughs A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''

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: #Laughs Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

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: #Laughs A man walked into a bar and guess what he said.

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: #Laughs These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv.

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

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: #Laughs |A farmer was milking his cow.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

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: #Laughs The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny

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: #Laughs You know you're out of college when...1.

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: #Laughs Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

: #Laughs What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

: #Laughs A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matt

: #Laughs What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!

: #Laughs Bill's SongThis should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the movie "The Sound of Music"The Bill Clinton version:My Favorite ThingsBlow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces

: #Laughs A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''

: #Laughs Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

: #Laughs A man walked into a bar and guess what he said.

: #Laughs These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv.

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

: #Laughs |A farmer was milking his cow.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

: #Laughs The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

: #Laughs Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny

: #Laughs You know you're out of college when...1.

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