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: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

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: #Laughs Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.

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: #Laughs What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !

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: #Laughs The subway car was packed.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!

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: #Laughs What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister

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: #Laughs If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it.

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: #Laughs Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider.

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: #Laughs Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !

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: #Laughs |In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

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: #Laughs It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.

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: #Laughs The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally sto

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: #Laughs What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

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: #Laughs What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

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: #Laughs |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).

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: #Laughs What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.

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: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

: #Laughs Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.

: #Laughs What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !

: #Laughs The subway car was packed.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

: #Laughs Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!

: #Laughs What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister

: #Laughs If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it.

: #Laughs Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider.

: #Laughs Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him.

: #Laughs QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !

: #Laughs |In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

: #Laughs It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.

: #Laughs The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally sto

: #Laughs What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

: #Laughs What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

: #Laughs |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).

: #Laughs What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.

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