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: #Laughs Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!

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: #Laughs Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!

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: #Laughs |A motorway walks into a pub one day.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.

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: #Laughs George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them.

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: #Laughs |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".The officer then found a young acco

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

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: #Laughs While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls.

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: #Laughs Say something soft and sweet to me.

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: #Laughs What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !

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: #Laughs A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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: #Laughs If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

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: #Laughs What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

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: #Laughs The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause it more clearly reflects their party'spolitical stance :A condom stands up to inflation,halts production,discourages co-operation,protects a bunch o

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: #Laughs |The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.

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: #Laughs I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I invaded her regions I saw, I conquered, I came!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!

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: #Laughs Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!

: #Laughs Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!

: #Laughs |A motorway walks into a pub one day.

: #Laughs Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.

: #Laughs George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them.

: #Laughs |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".The officer then found a young acco

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

: #Laughs While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls.

: #Laughs Say something soft and sweet to me.

: #Laughs What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !

: #Laughs A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

: #Laughs If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

: #Laughs What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

: #Laughs The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause it more clearly reflects their party'spolitical stance :A condom stands up to inflation,halts production,discourages co-operation,protects a bunch o

: #Laughs |The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.

: #Laughs I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I invaded her regions I saw, I conquered, I came!

: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!

: #Laughs Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !

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