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: #Laughs Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl."Oh, yes," Mary answered.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

: #Laughs Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..

: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: #Laughs Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It's called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus"!

: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

: #Laughs It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

: #Laughs Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears.

: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

: #Laughs Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him.
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